It came out of my mouth...

Angry Mama: "If you kick me in the face, so help me god, you'll be sorry."

Tired Little Girl (covering face with hands): "What does that even mean?"

Less Angry Mama: "I have no idea."

Nothing left to do but snuggle, snuggle, snuggle.

Pet Peeve # 346

Little girls' socks that NEVER fit. I buy her size, just like it says on the package. I buy bigger. They NEVER fit. The little cute pink heel section is always in the middle of her foot and her skin is always rubbing on the back of her shoe.

Reader: Bear in mind that this comment comes from someone who wears wool knee-socks for 5 months out of the year but the poor little dearie's feet are ALWAYS cold! WTF?

Tommy's Very First Out Loud Laughter